Levi Johnston running for mayor of Wasilla on a reality show
Sometimes we fear The Juice* is moving away from ridiculing pointless semilebrities and simply aggrandizing them, but often we just gape at the car crashes like everyone else. Case in point: Bristol Palin impregnator Levi Johnston is not only running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, but he's recording every major moment in a new reality show, Us reports. Truly, we are living in the end of times.
Shooting for Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor's Office has begun, with Stone and Co. beginning pre-production on the pilot. Executive producer Canaan Rubin says the "series will chronicle a 'no-holds-barred' period in Levi’s tumultuous life; co-raising his son Tripp, looking for love, and taking care of business for his fellow Wasillians. He will give us a real inside look into who he is as a father, a skilled hunter, an avid dirt biker, and of course his journey down the road of small town politics -- right after he gets his high school diploma." God help us all.
Meanwhile, Levi was at Sunday's Teen Choice Awards in L.A., trying to get cozy with Sandra Bullock. That didn't turn out too well, though: "Sandra was having none of it, telling everyone, 'Get him away from me,'" a source told PopEater. Why was he even there? By now every teen should know Levi has made plenty of wrong choices.
[Photo: Who was this woman with Levi Sunday? It sure ain't Sandra Bullock. Getty Images]