Lighten up, Danica
That Danica Patrick is something else. Besides barely signing autographs at the track and, according to our spies, hardly acknowledging her fans, Danica the Diva apparently needed not one, not two, not three, but FIVE St. Pete PD officers to escort her to her trailer, easily outpacing her fellow drivers in the security department. Now if only she could outpace them on the track!
Ouch, maybe that was uncalled for. But hey, it's not like she's Jessica Simpson or anything. And yes, we notice that she's signing something in this Luis Santana pic -- we're just saying what we heard.