LiLo would only top our Most Trashy list
Take your blood-pressure medication, because Maxim magazine continues its downward slide by naming (of all people) Lindsay Lohan No. 1 on its eighth annual Hot 100 list, the AP reports. Color us unimpressed.
Even worse is the fact that Jessica Alba, who could beat LiLo in a list for just about anything, is a mere No. 2. And perennial Juice* fave Scarlett Johansson? No. 3. The list then goes Christina Aguilera, Jessica Biel, Ali Larter, Eva Mendes, Rihanna, Eva Longoria, Fergie, Sienna Miller, Angelina Jolie, Beyonce Knowles and Katherine Heigl.
Editors apparently rank the women by figuring in how much buzz they’ve gotten in a single year as well as how beautiful they may be. “There is no other star in the world (who) causes more of a stir in the public eye than Lindsay,” Maxim editor Jimmy Jellinek said. “Her every move is watched and reported on.” Yeah, but that’s because we’re waiting for her to self-destruct Britney Spears-style, not because we think she’s hot!
Further proof Maxim is run by drunken monkeys: No. 29, Sarah Silverman, is the cover girl.