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LiLo's parents officially split



Tbdmike082007_2 As Lindsay Lohan whiles away her time getting sun tans in rehab in Utah, her parents Michael and Dina on Friday finalized the dissolution of their unholy union, the AP reports.

Terms of the divorce weren’t disclosed, but the agreement becomes official in 60 days, which gives them plenty of time to start arguing about when Mike can visit his two youngest kids, Aliana and Dakota (they’re going back to Family Court on Sept. 6 for that).

Tbddina082007_2 “You have both demonstrated to me extraordinarily good judgment in resolving this matter as you did,” state Supreme Court Justice Robert A. Ross told them, oblivious to the fact that mom obviously suffers from some bizzare Munchausen’s-for-fame syndrome and dad is a drunken bar fighter.

[Photos: AP, Getty Images]

[Last modified: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 9:19am]


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