Linda Hogan is writing a book about the Hulkster
While Hulk Hogan was busy getting a marriage license, his ex-wife Linda was getting a book deal to spill the beans about what Clearwater's first couple's life was like. You get three guesses who the strong character is going to be, and the first two don't count.
MediaBistro.com cites a Publisher's Lunch report that says HarperCollins' It Books is behind Wrestling the Hulk: My Life on the Ropes. They call it "an empowering tale of a compassionate, savvy businesswoman who finds the courage to stand up for herself and pursue true happiness."
True happiness apparently means fleecing your famous husband after leaving him for one of your teenage daughter's classmates. Calling Linda Hogan compassionate and savvy is like calling Phil Collins dark and edgy -- you know it probably happens, but you've never seen it.
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