Lindsay Lohan accused of battery at L.A. nightclub
If you took the under at two weeks for Lindsay Lohan getting in trouble after being released from probation, you win a cookie, because she's being investigated for allegedly battering somebody at a nightclub last week. Lindsay: Just stay at home, okay? Your friends can visit, and decent places have delivery.
A woman said Lohan pushed her at The Standard Hotel in West Hollyood on Thursday night after the alleged victim talked to one of LiLo's male friends, TMZ reports. The local Sheriff's Dept. is investigating, but LiLo's spokesman already has denied the charges. "Lindsay was absolutely not involved in any sort of altercation whatsoever. This is clearly another case of someone looking for money and 15 minutes of fame," Steve Honig told TMZ. Lindsay's formal probation from her theft conviction ended March 29.
TMZ asked some of the staff there if the incident happened, but no one can recall even seeing Lohan, so the conspiracy theory gaining popularity is that it really is an attention grab by some crazy woman. Was it Amanda Bynes? That's her bar, y'know.
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