Lindsay Lohan caught trying to escape Betty Ford Clinic
We've been blissfully unaware of what's been happening to Lindsay Lohan while she's at the Betty Ford Center, but word from RadarOnline is that the 24-year-old was caught trying to escape the facility to score some Coke. As in, Coca-Cola. That's so ridiculous, it just has to be true.
Lindsay and a partner were trying to jump a fence to get into Eisenhower Medical Center to buy a soda from a vending machine. It seems the Betty Ford Clinic doesn't allow luxuries like TV or caffeine during your stay. Unfortunately, the pair were nabbed when the tagalong's clothing got caught on the fence.
"Lindsay and her co-conspirator were forced to give it up and flag down a volunteer, who was crossing the center's grounds on a golf cart," a source tells the site. "The pair was safely returned, decaffeinated, to their hall, were they were the center of a process meeting over what they had done."
They must not have been that desperate: Everyone knows clothing can just come off, if they wanted a Coke bad enough.
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