Lindsay Lohan, Charlie Sheen to star in 'Scary Movie 5'
Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen have driven their careers so deep into the ground that they are now signing on to star in Scary Movie 5, E! reports. Those two will surely make us long for the comedic nuance of Carmen Electra.
No offer had been made to Lohan as of July, but she has officially signed on since. Not only is Lohan now doing Lifetime movies to keep up her acting career (she just finished filming Liz & Dick), she is now doing a movie that will no doubt tank in the box office. Hey, at least she'll be on the big screen, right?
As for Sheen, his character was killed off in Scary Movie 4, but we guess he'll be stuffed back into the sequel through some horrible, totally uncreative plot line.
The movie is expected to hit theatres Jan. 2013 and is said to be "a complete reboot of the franchise." We seriously hope not. Five seems like a GREAT number to end on.
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