Lindsay Lohan denies sis Ali got breast implants
Glossing over reports that Lindsay Lohan may be converting to Judaism for girlfriend Samantha Ronson (really, who cares?), The Juice* shares its first LiLo item in awhile to say she lashed out online over rumors that her 14-year-old sister Ali may have gotten breast implants. Wait, what?
Us highlights that Ali's bosom has blossomed quite quickly this summer in a side-by-side photo comparo and the InterWebs made the ridiculous inference, ignoring the fact that the girl is 14 YEARS OLD! As The Juice* recalls, that's what happens to 14-year-old girls, isn't it?
Anywho, Linds says a paparazzo asked her what she thought of Ali's implants, much to her chagrin. Her response: "Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!"
Then, using the sound reasoning we all have come to expect from a Lohan, she lays it all out.
"All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given," she writes. "Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body."
Wait, we are talking about Dina Lohan, right? She'd sell her kids for slave labor on the streets of Calcutta if there were enough photogs around.
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