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Lindsay Lohan doesn't need to be in Texas

Tbd-lindsaylohan052610 Troubled, uh, actress Lindsay Lohan wasn't telling the whole truth when she was in court on Monday. Turns out her defense that she shouldn't have to wear an alcohol-monitoring bracelet on her ankle, which would keep her stuck in the L.A. area, because she had to go to Texas to shoot movies. Guess what? There are no movie shoots in Texas waiting for her.

Lohan mounted the defense to Superior Court Judge Marsha Revel on Monday that she had to go to the Lone Star State because she was going to be working on both Robert Rodriguez's Machete and the Linda Lovelace biopic Inferno. TMZ says that while Machete is shooting scenes in Texas, LiLo isn't scheduled to be there. And Inferno? Why, that's not even shooting in Texas at all. Never mind that shooting doesn't begin until August anyway. This is in addition to her inability to produce the alleged plane ticket she swore she had before being stuck in Cannes last week, missing her original court date.

Why all the lies, Lindsay? Could it be that you're a self-destructive alcoholic that could very well be David Hasselhoff's long-lost daughter and lying is all you know? Could be, folks, could be.

[Photo: AP]


[Last modified: Tuesday, July 6, 2010 10:45am]


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