Lindsay Lohan finds work with Fornarina
Joining the growing ranks of the nation's unemployed, Lindsay Lohan has finally realized that beggars can't be choosers. And seriously, she's been begging lately.
"It's scary when you realize, 'Oh my God, I'm not working. And have a house to pay for now,'" she says in the latest issue of Nylon. "I love doing photo shoots. I mean, if I could just sign with IMG and do ad campaigns and model more, I’d do that...because that’s fun for me. That’s not work."
Apparently part of that "not work" is making a ridiculous commercial for Italian fashion label Fornarina. In the '80s-tastic ad, LiLo sports knee-high boots and straightened hair while pink and blue hallucinations swirl around her (watch it above). At least she can remember her lines: "Click. Flash. Wow. Bang. Wink. Smack. Splash. Smash. Crash. Glam, pink, heart."
Wow, is right. In fact, Lohan is so desperate, she's taken to networking through mag interviews.
"I'm talking to [lots of people]. One is Sean Penn — I spoke to him again the other day," she tells Nylon. "We’re trying to get Seth Rogen for this project, but Seth won’t call us back. So call us back, Seth, if you’re reading this!"
We're sure he's getting right on that.