Lindsay Lohan isn't gay, she just likes Ronson
Like, ZOMG you guys, when you you realize that Lindsay Lohan is, like, totally into dudes? Sheesh. She's only telling everyone who will listen that this whole Samantha Ronson thing is soooo for real special-like. At least, that's what someone told the New York Daily News.
"She has been telling everyone over and over that she’s still into guys," a source told the tabloid. "She keeps saying if anything went wrong with Sam she would date a guy next. She even flirts with guys when they go out."
Well, it is Lindsay Lohan. If she didn't flirt with guys, we'd think the impossible was happening, like the price of oil dropping to half what it was or having someone a president or vice president who wasn't a white male. And we'd like to note the Daily News calls LiLo a "fauxmosexual;" that's just brilliant.
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