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Lindsay Lohan posts profile on eHarmony

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Everybody's doing it these days, and since her split from Samantha Ronson, Lindsay Lohan has created a profile on eHarmony. Well, not really, but we give her credit for poking fun at herself.

In a new video from FunnyOrDie.com, LiLo stumbles through some cue cards to show that yes, she is still capable of reading lines and maintaining a sense of humor.

"Hi, my name is Lindsay and I'm searching for love," she says. "I'm recently single ... I think ... and I'm looking for someone that I can spend the rest of my life with or, at least, the rest of my probation with."

The 22-year-old notes her boozy ways, her penchant for keeping gossip Web sites (like The Juice*) in business and reports that she's out of money: "I am not broke. I actually have over $400 in the bank and 20,000 Marlboro Miles."

Director Eric Appel says Lohan even went so far as to ad lib some things: "She came up with the stuff about being a threat to all security guards -- she improvised while doing it," he told Us. "She threw in a bunch of fun, funny stuff." Gee, maybe we were wrong about her ... oh, who are we kidding? She wanted the attention.

[Last modified: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 10:31am]

    

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