Lindsay Lohan wasn't drinking after all, it seems
We've been sparing you the gruesomely dull details of Lindsay Lohan's possible probation violation since the MTV Movie Awards, but E! says she's in the clear after passing a urine test. Because if there's one thing to know about LiLo, it's the quality of her urine.
Despite previous reports that she had a blood alcohol level of as high as .04, setting off the alcohol-monitoring SCRAM bracelet she was wearing on her ankle, E! says a urine test administered just hours after the alarm was negative.
"They did a urinalysis through Medtox labs and it was indicated conclusively that there was no alcohol in her system at that time," a source told E!. Thankfully there's no possible way to fake a urine test, right? This means she's still meeting the terms of her probation.
Meanwhile, the other big doings in the Lohan family involve Dina Lohan calling the police because ice cream makers Carvel revoked a card that gave Lindsay access to free desserts.
"At first, we graciously honored their requests while explaining that the Black Card was not a carte blanc for unlimited Carvel Ice Cream for the extended Lohan family and friends," a statement from Carvel read. "After more than six months of numerous and large orders for ice cream, we finally had to cut off the card and take it back."