Lindsay Lohan's assistant crashes Maserati
While we recently pointed out that Lindsay Lohan is having cash flow problems and needs to do desperate things like shill for Fornarina, we glossed over the fact that she still had enough scratch to buy a $100,000 Maserati.
And while she's had it for two weeks, it's already ending up in the shop after the front bumper was damaged, RadarOnline says. But don't blame her just yet -- Lindsay was in the passenger seat while her assistant was driving when they hit a Subaru in front of them in Glendale, Calif.
No one was injured (although the assistant is probably still being beaten as you read this) and the cops weren't called, but LiLo was apparently pretty mad about the car. She just bought that with Sam Ronson's money, yo! At least she wasn't passed out in the front seat as coke dust oozed out of her nose. We already know that tune.
[Photo: The car before the crash. Getty Images]