Lindsay Lohan's bank accounts frozen for $234,000 in unpaid taxes
At some point, all Lindsay Lohan gossip will become a quantum singularity that will destroy the Earth, we're thinking. Monday's contribution is the IRS freezing her accounts and obtaining tax liens because she owes $233,904 in back taxes from 2009 and 2010. Ain't no way Lifetime movies can cover that.
The move came a week after she faced assault charges in New York for punching West Palm psychic Tiffany Eve Mitchell at a nightclub (when Mitchell allegedly took LiLo's purse, which supposedly contained $10,000 for brother's Cody's schooling), facing three charges in a car accident in Santa Monica and was savaged by TV critics for her awful turn in Liz & Dick. At least it was a paying job, something that's been hard to come by -- even after getting $100,000 for a role in Scary Movie 5.
Her dad Michael Lohan was very helpful as always, telling RadarOnline he doesn't know where any of Lindsay's money went, but he has an idea. "I would like to know where the $150,000 is she made on the Pink Energy Drink," he said. "Ask Dina."
And if you don't know who Dina is, well, then you probably haven't gottena so far as this last sentence.
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