LL Cool J beats up home invader
Gargantuan rapper LL Cool J took down a burglar who broke into his Studio City home early Wednesday morning, the Los Angeles Times reports. Cool J was upstairs in his home when he heard a racket down in the kitchen. After he rushed downstairs, the perpetrator tried to take him down, prompting J to bust out his Hulk-like fists and do some damage in what police described as a "knock-down, drag-out fight." The robber, who police described as a transient, suffered a broken nose and jaw.
We wonder, Mr. Burglar: Of all celebrities, why would you choose LL Cool J's house to break into? Lindsay Lohan's casa would have been a better choice. We just learned yesterday that she loves making friends with robbers.
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