Lock up your woman: George Clooney is single again
Fair warning to the dudes of America: If your woman starts acting a little distant, a little restless, a little not-that-into-you, there’s a very good chance it’s because GEORGE CLOONEY IS SINGLE AGAIN.
Oh boy. That sound you hear is the tingling of lady loins all over the globe.
The most handsome man of all time, who is 50 years old and still lookin’ fine, has apparently parted ways with longtime girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis, 32.
“We are not together anymore,” the former lovebirds, who dated for two years, said in a joint statement to E! News. “It’s very difficult and very personal and we hope everyone can respect our privacy.”
I hate to be crass about this, but if Clooney wants your girl for himself, you’re totally screwed. Good luck, gentlemen!