Low-level nookie ain't worth zip anymore
The Juice* remembers a quieter, simpler time, before every F-list celebutard had a sex tape. So it warms our hearts to hear that SugarDVD is retracting a $500,000 offer they made for a sex tape with The Hills star Lauren Conrad and Laguna Beach’s Jason Wahler. Not because it was the right thing to do, but because it was so bad no one would buy it. A source tells TMZ the tape is “very vanilla” with “no hard-core sex.” Aw. But to hear SugarDVD tell it, it’s because of Wahler’s recent arrest in Seattle. “We refuse to support any person who feels that it is in any way acceptable to rattle off racial slurs and slanderous language about African-American people, homosexual people and the police department,” the studio told TMZ. That’s career death, Jay.