Macaulay Culkin may be the father of Michael Jackson's son Blanket
The gossip-mongers are not yet done picking over the corpse of Michael Jackson, so why wouldn't we entertain the wild notion by U.K's Sun that the biological dad of Prince MIchael II, a.k.a. Blanket, was, in fact, Macaulay Culkin? We wonder if Mila Kunis knew that.
"It is well known Jackson and Macaulay shared a unique bond," an unnamed source said. "Now rumours are spreading like wildfire that Macaulay, who Jackson nicknamed Mack, is actually Blanket's biological dad."
Gee, it's a good thing the Sun is helping spread those rumors. They say that the 29-year-old Culkin, who spent an awful lot of time at Neverland Ranch in the '90s, donated his seed to the King of Pop when Culkin was 21 so Jackson could carry out his bizarre familial experiment.
"This isn't just chitter-chatter, even Culkin suspects he's Blanket's father. So many names have been mentioned as prospective dads, and this is probably the wackiest yet," the source continued. "But Jackson and Culkin were best friends. He was one of the few people Jackson really trusted and Mack never let him down. Really, Jackson idolized him -- that's why he asked Mack to donate sperm.Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing."
We're just going to stop the crazy train here and let you all off.
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