Madonna and boy toy Jesus Luz have split
In case you had completely forgotten about Madonna at this point (lucky you), rest assured she's now available again, because Brazilian boyfriend Jesus Luz has dumped her. It seems they had nothing in common, like that was ever an obstacle in a sham relationship before.
"It was not only totally amicable, but it was Luz who initiated the split," a source told the Chicago Sun-Times. Oh, you mean the 23-year-old and the 51-year-old agreed that this might not be the best idea? Well, that's refreshing."It’s the age difference. He’s 23. She’s 51. How long could it last? How it even lasted a year seems a miracle to a lot of people," a source was quoted by the U.K.'s Daily Mail. "He’s perfectly nice, a gentleman and very smart. But they are in such different places in their lives. They both benefited, but it’s pretty much over now. Or, as Madonna told me, 'We’ve just run out of things to talk about. I mean, it’s really pushing it for us to have common ground these days. We have Kabbalah, but that’s about it.'"
Or maybe he realized that dating someone who wasn't anywhere near the Grammy stage on Sunday just wasn't worth the funny looks anymore.
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