Madonna falls on stage, also in divorce court
Even though The Juice* reported this something like a week ago, Madonna's rep Liz Rosenberg announced today that the Material Mom is losing out on at least $76 million in her settlement with Guy Ritchie, the AP says. That's better than the other end of the range Rosenberg offered: up to $92 million, depending on how you value some of the assets.
As stated previously, Guy gets their country home and the Punchbowl pub in London, but it's still a sight more than what Heather Mills got out of Paul McCartney.
"I'd assume it's one of the largest payouts ever in a divorce settlement," Rosenberg said. The biggest contested divorce settlement in English history was the 48 million pounds (about $90 million at the time) insurance tycoon John Charman was ordered to pay his ex-wife in 2006.
Not only did Madge fall on her keister in divorce court, but girl biffed it hard during a weekend performance in Rio de Janeiro, which we've included above for sheer entertainment value. But to her credit, she keeps on singing, even while her bony bum no doubt throbbed in pain. That's a whole lot better than Kanye West on Saturday Night Live.