Marilyn Manson has contracted the swine flu
"So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU," the 40-year-old writes on his Facebook page, according to Us. "I know everyone will suggest that f****** a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have, in 'no way' contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness."
Wow, is that a dig at exes Evan Rachel Wood, Rose McGowan or Dita von Teese? His conclusion says it best: "Unfortunately, I am going to survive.
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