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Marilyn Manson has contracted the swine flu




Normally we don't care about what's happening to Marilyn Manson, since he has a nasty habit of threatening gossip-mongers and newspaper writers, but even we feel sorry for him for contracting the swine flu. Aych-one-en-WHAAA??

"So I have officially been diagnosed, by a real doctor, with THE SWINE FLU," the 40-year-old writes on his Facebook page, according to Us. "I know everyone will suggest that f****** a pig is how this disease was obtained. However, the doctor said, my past choices in women have, in 'no way' contributed to me acquiring this mysterious sickness."

Wow, is that a dig at exes Evan Rachel Wood, Rose McGowan or Dita von Teese? His conclusion says it best: "Unfortunately, I am going to survive.

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[Last modified: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 10:58am]


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