Mary-Louise Parker breaks off engagement, nothing really happens to Scarlett Johansson
Suburbanite drug dealer Mary-Louise Parker has given das boot to fiance Jeffrey Dean Morgan, the AP reports. A friend of the couple says the 43-year-old Weeds star and the 41-year-old actor (who plays her dead husband on the show) had differing lifestyles, but she wants to remain friends. Maybe he can hug it out with Parker ex-husband Billy Crudup (who left her when she was seven months pregnant) on the set of Watchmen.
Meanwhile, The Scoop is yammering about Australian reports that Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are teetering on the edge of Breakup Bluff. It apparently has something to do with hitting a "rough patch" because ScarJo "has no desire for a husband or family just yet." Also, reports she's moved into his L.A. home aren't true, either, which is supposed to be good news for anyone holding out hope that Scarlett will hit on them at the local Checkers walk-up window, we guess.
[Photos: Mary-Louise sure looks thrilled to be seen with Jeff's mom Sandy in December. As for ScarJo -- we just like her. Getty Images]