Maxim names Paula Deen Hottest Female TV Chef
Something is seriously wrong with the boys over at Maxim, because they just named Paula Deen Hottest Female TV Chef, over the likes of Giada DeLaurentiis and (gasp) Padma Lakshmi. It sounds like those guys are on the verge of a stroke over there.
"Anthony Bourdain may think she's the most dangerous person in America thanks to her calorie-packed cooking, but we find danger sexy. Just imagining the slippery, sloppy butter-sex we'd have with Paula makes us ... hungry for a bacon-wrapped, beer batter-fried stick of butter, weirdly," the mag wrote, substituting the 64-year-old's photo for an image of an unwrapped stick of butter. Okay, so they're being funny, but still.
While Padma came in second and Giada was third, Ask Aida and foodCrafters host Aida Mollenkamp and Eden Eats star Eden Grinshpan pulled up the rear. What, no Marcela Valladolid? No Ingrid Hoffman? No Kelly Choi? Well, okay, Choi is a model and not a chef, but you see where we're going with this.
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