- The eyewitness who was going to testify that she saw Mel Gibson fly into a rage while with Oksana Grigorieva died from cancer over the weekend, RadarOnline reports. Now we won't get to hear anything from the babysitter Mel allegedly called a wetback; that must be why he crashed his car into a hillside in Malibu on Sunday night.
- Lindsay Lohan's stay at UCLA's Neuropsychiatric center may be cut short -- as early as this week -- because doctors have decided her mental problems weren't as sever as originally thought, TMZ reports. We have an entire archive here at The Juice* they should probably consult first.
- First Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was busted for public drunkeness, now Jersey Shore's Ronnie Ortiz-Magro was arrested Sunday for unpaid parking tickets (for which he paid and was then released), the Hollywood Reporter says. At this rate, Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino will be picked up for jaywalking in a month or so.
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