Melanie Griffith had cancer surgery on her face
If you've seen photos of Melanie Griffith lately (and really, who has?), you may be wondering what that black eye she was sporting was all about. Of course, we can't show you, because no photo service we subscribe to bothered to follow her around because hey, it's Melanie Griffith.
It seems the 52-year-old recently had surgery to remove early stage skin cancer from her face, Us reports. Thank goodness Antonio Banderas didn't do something we don't want to write about.
The good news is that the area was treated soon enough "to prevent further complications," her rep said. The bad news is, there's so much garbage about Tiger Woods out there, we're reduced to writing about Mel to find something different.
[Photo: Mel in June, because we don't have our own private paparazzi army to catch all of these things. Getty Images]