Michael Lohan accused of beating Erin Muller, kicking her in the vagina
Lindsay Lohan's father Michael is drawing attention after his girlfriend, Erin Muller, filed legal papers in Nassau County, N.Y., accusing him of being abusive and saying his prior harassment allegations against her should be dropped. Wow, you wonder how LiLo turned out so bad with such a good father figure.
The documents, obtained by TMZ, say Michael has hit Muller on several occasions, including on incident in May 2008 when he "kicked Erin Muller in the vagina, bruising it and causing substantial pain." That hurts the entire Juice* collective.
Other incidents listed on TMZ include:
Dec. 9, 2007: Michael Lohan "slapped Erin in the face twice because Erin accused him of giving her a fake watch on her birthday.
Feb. 2008: Michael "punched Erin in the mouth" because she had a male friend on Facebook
March 2008: Michael "whipped a computer cord" at her face but she blocked it with her hand ... causing a laceration.
May 5, 2008: Michael "kicked Erin Muller in the ribs."
June 2008: Michael "spit in Erin's face, and beat her repeatedly with his fist." Then he "yelled at her to 'stop crying c-nt -- other people will see you -- if they see you, I will kill you!' "
There are other awful things listed, but we really can't read any more; We'd like to have some faith in humanity come New Year's Eve.
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