Michael Lohan fathered Lindsay's secret sister
In a storyline straight out of Desperate Housewives (no, really -- remember the Scavos?), Lindsay Lohan's dad Michael has told Ok! that he secretly fathered an illegitimate daughter with another woman while separated, but still married to, wife Dina. Oh no he di'n't!
"Years later (the woman) contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child," Michael told Ok!. He went on to show the mag letters in which he said the secret spawn "is beginning to look a lot like Linds, with a mix of (her younger brother) Cody, believe it or not." Does the new kid have a five-minute AA chip and everything?
While he was still in Collins Correctional Facility, the mag says, Michael also sent a pic of himself to the kid and signed the letter, "Love Daddy." Awww, just what every bastard child wants -- a photo of dad from prison!
Actually, the next step would be for pops to visit the girl, who turned 13 on June 12, because he's never seen her or sent any child support.
"It's time for Michael to take responsibility," the girl's mama tells the glossy. If he took responsibility for anything, he wouldn't be in this position to begin with.
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