Michael Lohan gets girlfriend Kate Major pregnant
Just nine months after Lindsay Lohan's father Michael was arrested in Tampa for menacing girlfriend Kate Major, she's expecting a new edition to the happy Lohan tribe! People, you all saw the opening of Idiocracy, right? Because you're living it now.
Photos of major with a big baby belly were splashed all over TMZ Monday, with the note that Michael is the daddy. "I can confirm the pregnancy but cannot give any comment or answer any questions at this time," publicist Gina Rodriguez told the New York Daily News.
What she's not confirming is that while Kate is obviously still in her first trimester, there doesn't seem to be sufficient time between the conception and the lifting of the restraining order in place against Michael. That means the 52-year-old knocked her up while it was illegal for them to be together, the site says. Well, following the letter of the law was never his strong suit.
It wasn't hers, either, because the 29-year-old was arrested in Palm Beach County in January for battery of an officer, and she was arrested in LAX before a flight to Tampa a month before that because she was drunk and disruptive.
Lindsay, of course, is reportedly mortified over the news, TMZ says. The site claims she's worried about the deadbeat dad bailing on another kid, but we're pretty sure it's because she doesn't want to share the bad Internet traffic with her dad anymore.
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