Mike Myers and Jessica Alba can't dance
Mike Myers and Jessica Alba have four left feet on the set of The Love Guru, which is being shot in Canada right now. The New York Daily News says the pair have had issues with a Bollywood-style dance scene, since neither can dance very well.
“He’s a terrible dancer, and he had so much trouble getting the moves down that he changed the Bollywood scene until it was actually flamenco dance moves,” a source tells the tabloid.
Maybe he’s getting too much sun. The paper says Myers has two assistants following him everywhere to hold an umbrella over him with the other has fresh water for him to drink. Not diva enough for you? “Mike gets easily distracted by the sun hitting any reflective surfaces, so he makes people run around the movie with black tape to cover each one,” the source says. Maybe they should just wrap him in it and get it over with.
And as for Alba: “Every shot cuts the feet out of the screen so no one can compare her missteps to the backup dancers!” Wow, a dance number where you can’t see the dancing? We can’t wait!
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