Mike Myers married Kelly Tisdale five months ago
In case you were still hoping to marry a relatively famous Canadian, we're sorry to tell you that Mike Meyers is off the market, having married his longtime girlfriend Kelly Tisdale in a private ceremony five months ago. You'll have to stick to pining after Justin Bieber now.
The 47-year-old actor and his 30-odd-year-old girl began dating in 2006, about a year after he split from wife Robin Ruzan after 12 years of marriage, the New York Post says. Myers' rep confirmed the news to the tabloid, but didn't elaborate why there was so much secrecy.
Myers is pretty secretive about his relationship with Tisdale, so it's tough to find a photo of her. Maybe he keeps her in the same place he keeps his prospective shooting scripts that aren't sequels to Shrek.
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