MTV orders a third season of 'Teen Mom' as season wraps
In case you weren't feeling bad enough about the state of society, MTV has elected to go ahead with a third season of Teen Mom. That's in addition to the fourth season of 16 and Pregnant, officially making The Juice* plan to go home and put shackles on 8-month-old Baby Juice* to keep her from ever dating.
The Hollywood Reporter says the network ordered a third go-around of the 16 and Pregnant spinoff, just as Teen Mom 2 wrapped up its season. And we all know how successful the girls on Teen Mom turn out to be. Isn't Amber Portwood headed to prison or something? Or was that the mental hospital? Or was that Jenelle Evans? Or was that both of them?
At any rate, it's hard to say what's driving the popularity of these shows; You have to be some kind of sicko to either emulate these girls or be slavishly devoted to their exploits week after week. The Juice* must just be living in denial about what people care about. Now, where can we find teeny pink leg irons?