Naomi Watts, Liev Schreiber name baby Sam
Naomi Watts and Liev Schreiber have finally -- FINALLY! -- revealed the name of their newborn son, who came into the world all the back on Saturday. Don't these folks know that we require instant gratification?? That means instantly, people!
Anyway, the 7-pound, 13-ounce tyke is now stuck with the moniker Samuel Kai Schreiber. Wow, can you believe that? That name is, like, soooo totally typical Hollywood. How dare they name their son something like ... uh ... Sam. Wait, that's not unusual at all!
"Both mom and baby are doing great," the couple's rep tells People. What about Liev? Or their first son, Alex? Where's the Juice* in this story? Whatever shall we do???
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