Natalie Portman was making out with Sean Penn
The mag says the two were caught in a lascivious liplock at the Sunset Tower Hotel's Tower Bar in L.A. on March 17. That's so specific, we've got to think it's true. Wait, isn't he married? Maybe that's why he didn't mention Robin Wright at the Oscars.
"They went to a bank of elevators that only goes to the spa or to private rooms," a witness tells Star. "They came back about 45 minutes later, and that's when I saw them making out."
In fact, the details are so, uh, detailed that we'd have to give them real credit if they made this one up: "There's a door outside of the hotel's Tower Bar that has a bridge to the terrace, so it's semi-private," the source says. "I used that path to get to the restroom, and when I came back, I had to go through some curtains — and that's when I interrupted Sean and Natalie! When they saw me, they were startled and quickly composed themselves."
Well, the use of "quickly composed themselves smacks of fakery, but we're so gobsmacked by the idea of the 27-year-old actress making out with 48-year-old Penn we just can't question it right now.
[Photo: Sean and Natalie served on the jury together at Cannes in 2008. It all comes together now, don't it? Getty Images]