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"The Eye" Exclusive Trailer

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Be sure and tell all your friends you were there the day The Juice* created "Trailer trash," a new category that shows some of the most exciting (or preposterous) movie trailers out there.

Our first victim? The Eye, in which Jessica Alba plays the recipient of an eyeball transplant and begins to see all sorts of ghoulies. Our problem? It's proof that the worst trend in Hollywood, besides masochistic torture porn, is remaking Asian horror films and casting hot Tinseltown girls to play the lead (see The Grudge, The Ring, Dark Water, etc.).

If you want to be scared, watch the originals; nothing is more unsetling for Americans than listening to foreign tongues we don't learn talk about things we don't understand.

[Last modified: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 9:27am]

    

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