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On Tuesday, the classic car broker who swindled Nicolas Cage and others was sentenced to five years in prison and $1.8 million in restitution. Cage alone lost $300,000.

Today, the shoe's on the other foot: Cage is trying to swindle moviegoers out of their hard-earned cash with Next, a laughably lame action flick with sci-fi undertones.

Even the highly-distracting presence of Jessica Biel can't save ... um ... what was I saying again?Cagesmall

Biggest problem with Next? Its utterly preposterous concept. No, I don't mean the fact that Cage's character can see into the future and alter it any way he wishes. I mean the notion that Biel's character would, over the course of 48 hours, fall head over heels for this guy.

Want to know why else you should save your money for Spider-Man 3? Check out my review of Next here. [Photo: AP]

[Last modified: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 9:11am]


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