Nicole Richie should be shipped off to a war zone, because then she'll know what it's about
If you’re a normal person with a soul, you probably took at least a few moments out of Monday’s barbecues and ballgames to think of our nation’s fallen soldiers. What did Nicole Richie do? According to In Touch Weekly, she celebrated her airheaded, overprivileged existence with this “funny” e-mail invite:
“My fellow Americans its that time of year To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer Let’s stand together as one, live the American dream Take shots, pass out, & wake up with our pants ripped open at the seems Let’s glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of tsubi jeans Even though we have no f---ing clue what Memorial Day really means!! There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now. See you all then!!!”
Sure, she’s joking. Or is she the joke?
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