Nude photos of Jersey Shore's Jenni 'JWoww' Farley for sale
In the most surprising news since learning the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are bad, Jersey Shore staple Jenni "JWoww" Farley has some naked photos that are being shopped around to various media outlets. Next thing you know, you'll be telling us she's the one selling these "shocking" photos of herself.
RadarOnline says three pics showing the Shorebird topless in various poses, describing them in excruciating detail, including the fact that she's wearing boots and is shot with "moody lighting."
We're about as surprised by this as we are that Snooki and The Situation hooked up on the season finale. Of course, we are a little awed by the fact that J-woww has started a clothing line to show off breast implants as big as hers. Isn't releasing topless photos sort of off-message?
[Photo: That growth on Jenni's side is Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi. She should get that removed. Getty Images]