Meanwhile, in equally earth-shattering news, annoying veejay Vanessa Minnillo has announced she’s leaving Total Request Live this summer, E! Online reports. Nick Lachey’s girlfriend says she’s ready to explore other avenues. “I had my four year there like high school or college,” she tells People. “I’m ready for the next chapter—what it is, I have no idea. [But] I don’t want to be 48 saying, ‘Hey kids, now it’s Sean Preston Spears’ video.’ "The 26-year-old former Miss Teen USA joined MTV in 2003, but it feels like much, much longer. [Photo: Getty Images]