Oh George, just kiss him!
The Italian media -- and of course, the American paparazzi -- just can't get enough of past Sexiest Man Alive George Clooney. When he arrived at the Venice Film Festival with Italian actress Elisabetta Canalis as his arm candy, tongues began to wag about whether she was THE ONE! Sure she is, like all the others, right George? But then during a screening of his new film, The Men Who Stare at Goats, a fan stripped to his skivvies and said, "I am gay, George. Take me, choose me George, please. May I kiss you, just once?" In true Clooney style, he stayed cool and said, "It's hard when you take a big chance and it doesn't really work." George, we know you're just just channeling what the critics said about your turn in Batman & Robin.
[Getty Images: Elisabetta Canalis, the latest in long line of beauties, to hang on George Clooney's arm]