Oil empire kid Brandon Davis arrested for assault, drugs
Far be it from The Juice* to not revel in the misfortune of some overprivileged trust fund baby, so hey, guess what? Brandon Davis was arrested Wednesday night for battery and possession of a controlled substance. Gee, that's too bad.
TMZ says the oil empire scion punched comedian Ben Gleib in the face and was caught by cops at L.A.'s Roosevelt Hotel. Not only did his fists fly when they shouldn't have, but he had some cocaine on him. Now he'll be able to go on Celebrity Rehab, just like little brother Jason.
You may remember Brandon best as the guy who coined the term "firecrotch" in reference to Lindsay Lohan in 2006. Other than that, the only other things he's been doing are acting annoying and spending his mom Nancy's cash.
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