Okay, is it Meg White in that sex tape or what?
Granted, the celebrity is merely White Stripes drummer Meg White, and frankly, it’s debatable if the woman seen fumbling around with some yahoo for all of two-and-a-half minutes in the video clip making the rounds on the InterWebs is Meg. (Sorry, we can't link you to it; we're still a newspaper first and filth merchants second.)
But what’s fun about all this is that A) it’s about someone besides the usual starlets and harlots and B) bloggers everywhere are hypothesizing that this is the root of the “acute anxiety” from which Meg suffered, leading to the Sept. 11 cancellation of her planned tour with Jack White.
We don’t know if that’s true and (since we like Meg) we don’t really care; besides, sex tapes have become rather passe since airheaded celebutantes learned they could get rich(er) selling them.
UPDATE: Meg’s rep tells TMZ it’s not her: “Some people have a very twisted sense of humor and this prank is in particularly bad taste. The tape circulating on the Internet as featuring Meg White is fake. It’s definitely not Meg.”
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