Okay, Madonna isn't going to adopt a new kid
This is rumor control central from the Madonna camp: Contrary to U.K. tabloid reports, she's not adopting anymore kids. What, the British press gets things wrong?
"I don't know how official the Malawian offical can be because there are no plans for Madonna to adopt another child from Malawi," publicist Liz Rosenberg told the New York Daily News. "She is getting ready to start her tour in l0 days."
Maybe Malawian adoption minister Penstone Kilembe was hoping for more time in the limelight when he told the Sun the Material Mom was getting ready to adopt 3-year-old Mercy James. Someone should tell the kid's grandma, too; she seemed pretty upset.
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