OMG WT-?! JAMIE LYNN SPEARS IS PREGNANT.

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Tbdjamielynnspears121907 Oh. Muh. Guh. The Juice* quits. We’ve served our purpose. We’ve dutifully covered LiLo, Wino and Britney through every step of their troubled young lives. But when Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, tells OK! Magazine that she’s pregnant ... wow.

Tbdokcover121907 The mag hits newsstands today, but TMZ.com got the scoop, saying Spears tells the magazine that the father is Casey Aldridge, who she’s been dating for a while and first met ... wait for it ... at church. Nickelodeon, the channel on which Jamie Lynn stars in Zoey 101, issued a statement to TMZ saying they “respect Jamie Lynn’s decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation.”

That’s it. We’ve done all we can do. We’re outtie. Good riddance, 2007. Good riddance, sanity. And Jamie Lynn? Please, please don’t name Britney the kid’s godmother.

The next nine months are gonna be fun. Sigh.

(Photo: AP)

[Last modified: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 9:29am]

    

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