Paris has a cellmate
As the big day approaches for Paris Hilton, she no doubt is relieved to hear that her cellmate has already been picked, and shouldn’t be much of a threat. TMZ reports jail officials have selected a woman doing time for reckless driving to share Hilton’s cell. They said they wanted to get someone who won’t try to cash in on the heirhead’s stay. That goes for the jail’s staff, too — in a memo, jailers have been warned that anyone taking photos will be fired. Of course, given how much those pics will be worth, we’re sure there will be officers willing to risk it.