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Paris rehires lackey, begs for mercy

Tbdparis050907 That Paris Hilton changes her mind faster than those ratty extensions on her scalp. Besides filing the paperwork for her appeal, the heirhead has rehired publicist Elliot Mintz after firing him over the weekend, the AP reports. The 62-year-old Mintz didn't say why he was rehired, but we're sure Paris needed her toilet plunged or some other menial task performed.

More interesting is the online petition that's been started to save the poor little rich girl from six weeks of shiv-dodging and solitary confinement. The petition, addressed to California guv Arnold Schwarzenegger, asks for a pardon, pleading "Everyone makes mistakes. (Paris) didn't hurt or kill anyone, and she has learned her lesson."

Literally thousands of people have broken our hearts and signed the thing. If you want to check it out head on over to . But please, for decency's sake, don't sign it.

Update: Or you could sign the one at and do the world a favor!

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[Last modified: Tuesday, May 25, 2010 9:11am]


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