Paula Abdul is frickin' crazy
Drunken, drugged-up ramblings by Paula Abdul have nothing on this rant she whips out during Jimmy Kimmel's show. Besides wondering what a "bullet bus train" is, we're shocked she yaps about "fried cat and dog on the rotisserie" with a straight face. At least if you hold out till the end, you get to hear how Sanjaya Malakar has helped Paula's career. And dig her nasal defenses!