Proving that animal-rights defenders really do like critters more than people, PETA has called the emotionally fragile Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen the “Trollsen Twins” for wearing fur and including it in their fashion collections. “Thin-twins Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen are about to get some publicity that will have them running away faster than if they’d spotted a calorie,” the oh-so-sensitive group said of clinical anorexia sufferer M-K and her sister “Trashley.”

Say it with us: ZING!

By the way, the top photo is of Mary-Kate; the inset is of Ashley. Start debating which one looks more like an extremely thin deer caught in some extremely thin headlights ... NOW!

(Top photo: Getty Images. Inset: AP.)