Photos show Miley Cyrus in her bra, being 15
Well, Juice*heads, we tried to take the high road on this one. If you read today's print edition, we allude to the fact that some leaked photos of Miley Cyrus are spreading far and wide on the Internet because of their supposed lascivious contents, but we wanted to ignore it. But oh no, you all are clamoring for more, so here we go.
The shots show the 15-year-old pop sensation pulling down her shirt to show off a green bra, while two more show her draped across some guy's lap, and even (gasp!) pulling up her shirt. There's been no response from the Cyrus camp about the pics (there's speculation it's not even her), but it echoes the photos last year of her hanging out in a hotel room with a female friend. Except, you know, the friend was female.
It's ridiculous that Cyrus had to say there was "nothing bad" about the sleepover photos, because looking at the photos, they dont' seem much worse than anything in high school yearbooks these days. Oh, and remember that bikini pic that came out? Yeah, that was sooo totally outrageous. Who knew 15-year-olds wore bathing suits?
LINK: We don't want to court possible legal issues, so if you're dreadfully curious, Tyler Durden has the pics here.
Meanwhile, the AP says she signed that book deal we were telling you about, so how’s that for real news?
“I am so excited to let fans in on how important my relationship with my family is to me,” she said in a statement. “I hope to motivate mothers and daughters to build lifetimes of memories together and inspire kids around the world to live their dreams.”
Now quit worrying about what some teen-ager you don't even know is doing and get back to work.
[Photo: Getty Images. And btw, this will be the first post filed in our new "Miley Cyrus" category, so now you'll get all your dirt in one place.]